SCIENCE JOKES

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear! Why do chemists like nitrates so much? Because they're cheaper than day rates! Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent! How do you organize a space party? You planet! I tried to catch some fog, but I mist! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!

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