CALCULATOR JOKES

Why did the calculator go to the therapist? It had too many problems to solve. What did the calculator say to the other calculator? "You can count on me!" Why do calculators make great lovers? They always multiply your happiness! How do calculators keep their friends? By always being positive! Why did the calculator break up with the pencil? It found someone more complex. What do you call a calculator that can sing? A math-melody! Why was the calculator a great musician? It knew all the right keys! Why did the calculator join a band? It wanted to multiply the rhythm. What did the calculator say when it met the computer? "I think we add up quite nicely!" Why did the calculator become a stand-up comedian? It could always divide the audience with its jokes!

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