NURSE JOKES

Why did the nurse go to art school? Because she wanted to draw blood! What do you call a nurse with a bad back? Unsteady! Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? In case she needed to draw blood! How do nurses keep their hands steady? With a thermometer! What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? "Some asshole has my pen!" Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work? In case she needed to draw blood! Why don't nurses ever get sick? They have a strong nurse system! What did the nurse say to the patient with a broken leg? "I've got you wrapped around my little finger!" Why did the nurse always bring a red pen to work? Because she heard it was good for drawing blood! Why did the nurse keep a red pen in her pocket? In case she needed to draw blood (or sign charts)!

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