MATH JOKES
Why did the mathematician throw away his toaster? It kept giving him square roots.
Why don't mathematicians like to start a conversation in the middle? Because it's undefined!
Why was the equal sign so humble? It knew it wasn't greater or less than anyone else.
Why are obtuse angles always so depressed? Because they're never right.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why was the math test always freezing? Because it had so many degrees!
Why did the student bring a ladder to geometry class? Because the teacher said the test would have a lot of sine and cosine problems!
What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin' numeral!
Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.
Why did the two 4s skip lunch? Because they already 8!
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