HORSE JOKES

Why did the horse go to the gym? Because it wanted to stay in stable condition! What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor! How do you make a small fortune in the horse racing industry? Start with a large fortune! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! What did one horse say to the other horse? "Hey, why the long face?" Why did the horse eat with its mouth open? Because it had bad stable manners! Why did the cowboy go to the horse therapist? Because he was feeling a little "hoarse"! How do you know if a horse is a good comedian? It always knows how to "neigh-l" the punchline! What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? A hobby horse! How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots and a friendly demeanor!

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