ENGLISH JOKES

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! How do you organize a space party? You planet! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

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