ANT JOKES
Why don't ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies!
What do you call an ant that can sing? A chanteuse-ant!
What do you call an ant that won't go away? A pesky-cant!
How did the ant propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring and said, "You're my one in 1,000,000!"
What do you call an ant that's gone missing? An ant-hony!
Why don't ants attend church? They already have their own ant-tenna!
Why don't ants get into disagreements? They prefer to have ant-itrust!
What do you call an ant that likes to run races? A marathoner-chant!
What do you call an ant with a great sense of humor? A comedi-ant!
How do you make an ant disappear? Just say, "Ant, ant, go away!"
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